Will someone please explain?
Little Ms Bump
I am covered in bruises. I keep knocking stuff over and dropping things on the floor and stubbing my toes and spilling drinks down my front.
Can someone please tell me why it is that, around "that time of the month", I become the clumsiest person on the planet?
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Have I had my head in a box all week?
Why on earth didn't I know that Christopher Eccleston is going to be the next Doctor Who? This is hugely important news and should have been instantly relayed into my consciousness. I should have spent last week looking at Doctor Who websites and getting all worked up and excitable. What shouldn't have happened is Jarvis (rabid sci-fi hater and enemy of all geekdom) breaking the news to me over a bowl of noodles:
Jarvis: So, YAAGers, you like Doctor Who don't you?
YAAGers: I don't think "like" really covers it.
Jarvis: Christ, you're a geek. Anyway, what do you think about Christopher Eccleston - yes or no?
YAAGers: How do you mean?
Jarvis: He's going to be the next Doctor Who.
YAAGers: OhMyGodWhyDidINotKnowThat?!
But the answer is "yes". Most definitely. He may even knock Paul McGann and Peter Davison off the top of the "Doctor I'd Most Like To Get Stuck In The Tardis With" list.
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yum. I think I may have to start applying for a job as his assistant...
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A question that seriously needs an answer
Why is it that the people I fall for are either utterly disinterested or in love with somebody else?
It can't be good for my health.
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Oh holy Mary...
...there's a party going on in my mouth.
Why is pineapple so gosh-darn tasty? It's tastier than any fruit has the right to be.
("But it's just pineapple," I hear you say. Well, cut me some slack - I only tasted pineapple for the first time 2 years ago. Jeez. Fruit fascists).
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It's Biblical out there
So can someone tell me - is it going to stop raining anytime soon, or am I going to have to start taking precautions?
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Any suggestions?
I'm doing a quiz, where you have to guess what TV show or film a picture represents. For example, this is The Young Ones:
I only have one left to go... So before I go crazy, can someone pleeeease tell me what TV programme/film this is supposed to be?
Mind...melting... Need...answer...
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I hereby sentence you to be taken from this place...
So, folks, today's pressing question.:
How should I kill Evil Boss?
"All I want for Christmas is a semi-automatic..."
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